i used to think life was a tragedy—now i know that its a comedy

the probation officer came again

Written in


to collect our neighbors piss

last time she came she pissed me off—this time she pissed me off for the same reason

(me—my gf—and our neighbor) were hanging christmas lights on our neighbors porch

its snowing

were having a neighborly time

the corrections officer drives up

were all like how are you

she holds up her piss cup and says i just want to get this over with so i can get out of this weather


thats fine but

get the fuck out of here with that shit !! were having neighbor time and the law shows up—interrupts us—to do guardian personality shit

we dont need you

you are a parasite

find something useful to do


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